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late may it is

I keep telling you what we did here in nj is only a civil union.If you really want to put a ring on my hand we have to go to massachusettes and if our wives find out about that there will be hell to pay.You would think mine would have caught on when she caught me in her green negligee that time...

Let me know if you want to see em Guy.Anytime.

Guy is right,that is a lichen.one common name for it is tin soldier lichen because the red top knots are reminiscent of the red top hats on tin soldiers of the old british soldier variety. Al ps an interesting fact is that a liche is a fungi(arguably an animal) and an algae which is a...

I must have worms.I am dragging butt.Whip put it on me in the bear swamp today.I am increasingly finding it harder to keep up with his ancient arse anymore.Pictures will be forthcoming.We ran into some enviromental wackos out there as you will see. Alfie

Ahh! A kindred spirit.I had forgotten totally about the super duper varve buster! I could use it to napalm the barrens to find my buddy.The barrens rejusvenates quite well from fire so no worry there but Billy will look quite the character with his little cheesy moustache all kinked and crispy...

One of these days Billy will take his final photograph of himself expiring in the pines if he don't start taking that gps with him and yes Billy spare batteries are a must.. I vaguely remember a dream of a telemarketer calling and trying to sell me Pine Sol.I think that was Billy screaming...

I forget which one was which.I must be the fat one.Hold on a minute,I meant to say the smart one. Alfie

yer a mutation alright,I'm just trying to figure out what kind.I believe perhaps a man mutating into a whipoorwill.You barely come out in the daylight anymore and the other night I hit your eyes with a falshlight and i could swear they were red and I wish you'd quit sitting in the middle of sand...

Chalk one up for the Brick township Piney:-)

Billy, You know i would never hang up on you.That was the Lord Himself that did that.He was tired of you depending on me and wanted you to depend on Him.I see it almost worked but you appealed to your old god again.One of these days if you keep it up your going to end up sandwiched between...

fog is the breath of the earth. smog is when the earth has halitosis Alfie

I plan on tracking down a notoriously large tupelo tree tomorrow and ain't payin 30 bucks to see it:-) Alfie

I"m with you Jeff.It's BS.I think they know it too but they are afraid of bad press for the coyotes because hunters don't like competition.I say there is enough deer for everybody.I've had very close encounters with coyotes here and their big dogs.I'd estimate one at 70 lbs.A couple or three of...

no whip i didn't gps it but as always I am like a wood tick on a hound dogs ass when it comes to refinding a spot.Tha gall was right along the edge of the swamp about 200 yards west of the main trail in.should be no problem.It was alos on the end of a peninsula sticking out into the swamp.I...

an educated guess I'd say coyote.was it full of hair?cat turds are usually pointed on one end and at least an attempt to bury them has been made.if this turd was on a well used human trail I'd say coyote because they use our trails reguarly.Dog turds are rounded on the end and if it's full of...

no way are you that old jeff.I'd put you at 8 or 9 then.come on,no way are you almost 40. Al

I not only guarantee we'll find our way back out of the swamp but I will have my brand new super duster varve buster.Guaronteeeed to zap varves so they will no longer be able to fossilize again.I think the varve picked on Bill because he is already half fossilized anyway,after all he is from the...

thats my highway to the barrens. i had been using it for years and regularly stretched the 25 mph speed limit through elwood but about 8 months ago my luck run out.a mullica twp cop was sitting along elwood road south of 30 just before where the speed limit jump[s to 50 and he was behind a truck...