And you thought chiggers were bad?

No worries, there is a river seperating New Jersey from the rest of the country. How can they cross the Deleware when it is always close to flooding and a raging, swirling mass?
 
Worse then far aints? No way! These Crazy hairy aints ever git near here I'm headin fir Alaska!.I hates aints right up thar with waspers.Maybe I'll got to Aintarctica an live off penguins.No aints in Aintarctica is thar?
 
No worries, there is a river seperating New Jersey from the rest of the country. How can they cross the Deleware when it is always close to flooding and a raging, swirling mass?

I recall a movie from long ago that was filmed from S. America which showed the technique they use. Give me a couple of months and I might recall the title.

But I guess they could hitchhike or use the bridges :)
 
I wonder how long it will be before the crazies rape and pilage the fires and have young'uns, Crazy Cranberry Fire Ants. Maybe they already have? Where's Charlton Hesston when you really need him?
 
The hairy crazy ants do wipe out one pest — fire ants — but that's cold comfort.
"I prefer fire ants to these," MacGown said. "I can avoid a fire ant colony."

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