I was out with Jeff yesterday and got chiggered 4 times in 150 yards of brush. I thought I got em all but wound up with 12 bites. I was wearing those convertable pants and to get away from the deet real quick they went in the small gap by the zipper. Bit me on the back of the knee.
I figure there were about 500 chiggers in all, on my pants, from walking 150 yards, which is 450 feet, or about 2.2 acres (if an acre were a straight line only). Now, if men were walking side by side over 2.2 acres (assuming every 4 feet you have a man), that is 26,125 chiggers per 2.2 acres or about 12,000 chiggers per acre. And I assume that is conservative. Now, there are what, 990,000 acres in the pines? Throw out 5% for houses, water, and roads, and you have 940,500 X 12,000 equals over 11 Billion chiggers if my math is right. You could fill up a couple box cars with that amount. Imagine that sight.
I have a solution for the next time I go out before the first frost. I'll figure out the patch of woods I want to visit and contract with the army to fly helicopters over the patch of woods. They will dangle cow carcasses from long ropes about 2 feet above the ground. The chiggers will hop on and I'll be chigger free for the whole exploring time. Only cost me about $35,000 a copter. Sound like a plan?
I figure there were about 500 chiggers in all, on my pants, from walking 150 yards, which is 450 feet, or about 2.2 acres (if an acre were a straight line only). Now, if men were walking side by side over 2.2 acres (assuming every 4 feet you have a man), that is 26,125 chiggers per 2.2 acres or about 12,000 chiggers per acre. And I assume that is conservative. Now, there are what, 990,000 acres in the pines? Throw out 5% for houses, water, and roads, and you have 940,500 X 12,000 equals over 11 Billion chiggers if my math is right. You could fill up a couple box cars with that amount. Imagine that sight.
I have a solution for the next time I go out before the first frost. I'll figure out the patch of woods I want to visit and contract with the army to fly helicopters over the patch of woods. They will dangle cow carcasses from long ropes about 2 feet above the ground. The chiggers will hop on and I'll be chigger free for the whole exploring time. Only cost me about $35,000 a copter. Sound like a plan?