Cloud Nine

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JeffD

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CLOUD NINE
[parody of the TEMPTATIONS song]

You have climbed like a bird up a tree
CLOUD NINE!
You want the all the world your point to see
CLOUD NINE!
You’re trespassing on private property
CLOUD NINE!
You’re a million miles from reality
REALITY…

You have names like Wren and Remedy
CLOUD NINE!
You say you have the right
To dictate what’s right and wrong for me
CLOUD NINE!
For you the ends justifies the means
CLOUD NINE!
That gives you the right
To trespass on private property
PRIVATE PROPERTY…
NOT!

You don’t want our oil to flow freely
CLOUD NINE!
An untouched land is more important
Than fuel for you and me
CLOUD NINE!
You’re a million miles from reality
REALITY…

CLOUD NINE!
For cult members
It’s not the same for them as it is for me
REALITY…
CLOUD NINE!
 
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JeffD

Guest
SOAK EVERYONE
[parody of Cheryl Crow’s SOAK IN THE SUN]

My friends have just announced
Another get together
I can’t afford the gas
And my day to get it has passed
I don’t have any gas
I’ll have to wait ‘till tomorrow

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-EYE
Want to soak everyone
That is what happens by fiat
When politicians I empower

I don’t have an electric car
Without gas I can’t go far
Oil heating warms me
I won’t burn a fire in a teepee

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-EYE
Want to soak everyone
That is what happens by fiat
When politicians I empower

Jimmy says don’t drill for oil
He hands me another peanut
He says don’t the Alaskan wilderness spoil
When he was in office gas I had hardly seen it
So what are we supposed to do?
Not drill for fuel that we can use
And be free of bad policies overseas
IT’S CRAZY THE RULE BY THE CHOSEN FEW
IF I LISTEN TO THEM MAYBE I AM CRAZY TOO!

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-EYE
Want to soak everyone
That is what happens by fiat
When politicians I empower
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-EYE
Want to soak everyone
With my sycophant gone
I still… will crock o-on
 
J

JeffD

Guest
ENVIRONMENTALIST GUISE
[parody of The Eagles’ TEQUILLA SUNRISE]

It’ just another environmentalist guise
Slinging the bull with all their friends
It never ends

It is just an uneasy feeling
When they are dealing the means justifies the ends
That they defend

So take another shot of courage
Do what’s right don’t by their scam
Tell them SCRAM!

It’s just another environmentalist guise
They say the world is coming to an end
How can this they defend?

So take another shot of courage
When they say don’t use the earth just ask they why?
They just cry

We need yet another cheese shop
So we can have some cheese to go with their whine
That would be fine

So take another shot of courage
Don't heed what they say will come
You just get dumb!

It’s just another environmentalist guise…
 
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