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46er

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Still, I wonder how one can get "lost" unless he made turns?
If a person is just walking thru the woods with no guidance, i.e. compass, gps, they tend to walk in a circle. Democrats counter clockwise and Republicans clockwise. ;) That area has quite a few trails thru it, mostly from dirt bikes. If he was delivering a pizza, he would have been a strange sight carrying one :D

This is the entrance to that location on 532; house driveway goes to the right, wilderness to the left. He had a 50/50 chance, unless he took the driveway right across from Morey Place Rd.

 
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1Jerseydevil

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Yes, Bob and the associated semi-clear areas.

46er, I understand right hand folks [rep] tend to wander to the right while left hand folks [dem] wander to the left, but this is a straight line clearing. I think there is more to the story than was published. So, has anyone explored this area...... Guy? Anything of interest?
 

bobpbx

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I've been to the pond as it's owned by Ocean Twp. I wanted to visit the clearings but decided too risky. Private homeowners in some areas are very vigilant.
 

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bobpbx

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I'm going to make a guess here. Although Guy and Jess have very likely been to more areas in the pines than anyone alive today, he does not dabble much east of the parkway (maybe 1% of his time, if that?).
 

Toothy Critter

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Apparently, the pizza delivery guy is not alone.
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There is some nasty sugar sand out there. But to get to it you would really have to be thinking..."I have a feeling this is not the right way, maybe I should turn around". Am shocked people just keep driving. IDK if I can feel sorry for boneheads like that
 

Toothy Critter

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Also a good hold-up method; have them follow the gps into a spot in the wilds of NJ, tie them to a tree and take the car and AC money. :dance:


That would make a great "World's dumbest criminals" post on You Tube. Crooks leads unsuspecting motorist to a location in the woods who gets his car stuck in the sand. Crook pops out and holds up driver, ties him to a tree, but cant steal the car cause its stuck in the sand. So crook calls for tow truck and truck driver shows up and sees a guy tied to a tree. But then I guess the crook could always tie the tow truck driver to a tree too and steal the tow truck :oops:
 

RednekF350

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I will give the pizza guy a little sympathy. At least he was in the right general area and trying to make a buck, before he wandered off into the woods, warm pizza in hand.

Any person who is alive enough to fog a mirror, departing from a geographic point anywhere in New Jersey, should have known within the first five minutes of their voyage that they were not headed to Atlantic City. It's a shame that Title 39 does not address operating a motor vehicle while suffering from severe, chronic shitheadedness. :mad:
 

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I will give the pizza guy a little sympathy. At least he was in the right general area and trying to make a buck, before he wandered off into the woods, warm pizza in hand.

Any person who is alive enough to fog a mirror, departing from a geographic point anywhere in New Jersey, should have known within the first five minutes of their voyage that they were not headed to Atlantic City. It's a shame that Title 39 does not address operating a motor vehicle while suffering from severe, chronic shitheadedness. :mad:
"You can't fix stupid" Ron White.
 
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