IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

JeffD

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Dec 31, 1969
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IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
[parody of the CHER song]

If I could turn back ti-ime
If I could find a way
I’d treat the forests
The way the Native Americans did
In the Pine Barrens
Today

I have no need for ba-ars
For drugs or alcohol too
I just want to, want to
Do it the way they do

I just want to sto-op
The cutting down of all trees
I’ll hug them, hug them, hug them
Put them high above and worship them
On my knees

I should not let them trespass the way that they did
Like Dorothy taking the apple from a living tree
Don’t give oil to the Tin Man take away his axe
Don’t disturb or cause impact -- the land they attack
I really want to
Go back and take away what they did
And bring back the time Native Americans burned forests
And do like they do

If I could turn back ti-ime
If I could find a way
I’d treat the forests
The way the Native Americans did
In the Pine Barrens
Today
And I can reach the sta-ars
I’ll take them all for me and none for you-ewe
I just want to, want to
Keep them away from you

I’ll drink the Kool-aid for the righteous just cause
I know that the ends justifies the means
So I’m above the law
I didn’t mean to let them hurt you
And I won’t let them come in and cut you down
I just want to keep the human cancer off you
When loggers come I begin to frown
You know I will protect you
I’ll make them neglect you

If I could turn back ti-ime
If I could find a way
I’d treat the forests
The way the Native Americans did
In the Pine Barrens
Today
And I can reach the sta-ars
I’ll take them all for me and none for you-ewe
I just want to, want to
Keep them away from you
If I could turn back ti-ime
If I could find a way
I’d treat the forests
The way the Native Americans did
In the Pine Barrens
Today
If I could turn back ti-ime
If I could
turn back time
If I could turn
back time
If I could turn back time...