IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

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  1. JeffD

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    IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
    [parody of the CHER song]

    If I could turn back ti-ime
    If I could find a way
    I’d treat the forests
    The way the Native Americans did
    In the Pine Barrens
    Today

    I have no need for ba-ars
    For drugs or alcohol too
    I just want to, want to
    Do it the way they do

    I just want to sto-op
    The cutting down of all trees
    I’ll hug them, hug them, hug them
    Put them high above and worship them
    On my knees

    I should not let them trespass the way that they did
    Like Dorothy taking the apple from a living tree
    Don’t give oil to the Tin Man take away his axe
    Don’t disturb or cause impact -- the land they attack
    I really want to
    Go back and take away what they did
    And bring back the time Native Americans burned forests
    And do like they do

    If I could turn back ti-ime
    If I could find a way
    I’d treat the forests
    The way the Native Americans did
    In the Pine Barrens
    Today
    And I can reach the sta-ars
    I’ll take them all for me and none for you-ewe
    I just want to, want to
    Keep them away from you

    I’ll drink the Kool-aid for the righteous just cause
    I know that the ends justifies the means
    So I’m above the law
    I didn’t mean to let them hurt you
    And I won’t let them come in and cut you down
    I just want to keep the human cancer off you
    When loggers come I begin to frown
    You know I will protect you
    I’ll make them neglect you

    If I could turn back ti-ime
    If I could find a way
    I’d treat the forests
    The way the Native Americans did
    In the Pine Barrens
    Today
    And I can reach the sta-ars
    I’ll take them all for me and none for you-ewe
    I just want to, want to
    Keep them away from you
    If I could turn back ti-ime
    If I could find a way
    I’d treat the forests
    The way the Native Americans did
    In the Pine Barrens
    Today
    If I could turn back ti-ime
    If I could
    turn back time
    If I could turn
    back time
    If I could turn back time...