Hmmmm.... Brethren an' Sistern , I' m here to tell you Sharks are YOUR friends !!
(They coulda picked a horse or cow !)
When they start to tuggin' on your arm or leg
They're a sayin' " Come to dinner with me now !"
(Do I hear an "Ah-men " ?
Let me hear an Ah, men !!
Yes and verily
Your best friend !)