kayak/wilderness camping issues????

Old Crazy

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Oct 13, 2007
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Stinking Creek, NJ
One issue is not to build a campfire so big that as you're sitting there gazing up at the heavens, basking in the warmth of your fire, you see an ember float up into the sky and set a nearby tree on fire. Naturally, the fire will occur on a branch that's 15-20 feet in the air where you can't reach it. This will cause you to panic and start screaming, "OH NO! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" You will then frantically start throwing anything you can find at the burning tree branch. Rocks, sticks, logs, cans, your jacket, your shoes, etc. When this fails you will promise God that if He puts that fire out you will dedicate the rest of your life to feeding the poor, housing the homeless, and cleansing the sores of lepers.

Not that this has ever happened to me personally [BLUSH]
 
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TabernacleNative

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All's I can say is if you need it, better have it. That Mullica Camp is way down the river, way out there. I'm planning for a couple of those trips this year hopefully.
 
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