Dui
A couple of weeks a man showed up at the local magistrate's court on a D.U. I. charge in a state of advanced inebriation. When he saw the policeman at the metal detector, instead of passing through, he asked the policeman where the men's room was and left the building and got back into his car, and tried to drive away. The policeman followed him out of the building, stopped him, got him out of the car and gave him another D.U.I. ticket. Well, at least he had a valid reason for not appearing in court that day.