There are actual events by sailors turned into resolutions by the Navy. I added myself as number 11. How about you?
1. I won't ride an ATV up a so-called "hill" that is so steep that the ATV rolls over backward and lands on my leg.
2. I won't try to open a can with a pocket knife and open my hand instead.
3. I won't ride a bicycle down a pitch dark flightline with a flashlight mounted on the handlebars for illumination.
4. I won't buy a dirt bike, ride it for two weeks, and then go to a motocross track and listen to my buddies when they tell me to go faster.
5. I won't try to remove a broken light bulb from a live outlet using a pair of pliers.
6. I won't try to relax by making a large, propane-fueled, two-barrel potato gun.
7. I won't assume that a pistol I'm cleaning is unloaded and then check by aiming it at my hand and pulling the trigger.
8. I won't go camping and drink so many beers that I take a header into the campfire.
9. I won't drop a 300-pound log on my foot while looking for seashells.
10. I won't take off my hardhat because I keep hitting it on an overhead beam, and then cut my forehead on an overhead sprinkler.
11. I won't climb up and jump off of those 2 foot diameter decorative red concrete balls in front of Targets on a whim and hurt my back.
1. I won't ride an ATV up a so-called "hill" that is so steep that the ATV rolls over backward and lands on my leg.
2. I won't try to open a can with a pocket knife and open my hand instead.
3. I won't ride a bicycle down a pitch dark flightline with a flashlight mounted on the handlebars for illumination.
4. I won't buy a dirt bike, ride it for two weeks, and then go to a motocross track and listen to my buddies when they tell me to go faster.
5. I won't try to remove a broken light bulb from a live outlet using a pair of pliers.
6. I won't try to relax by making a large, propane-fueled, two-barrel potato gun.
7. I won't assume that a pistol I'm cleaning is unloaded and then check by aiming it at my hand and pulling the trigger.
8. I won't go camping and drink so many beers that I take a header into the campfire.
9. I won't drop a 300-pound log on my foot while looking for seashells.
10. I won't take off my hardhat because I keep hitting it on an overhead beam, and then cut my forehead on an overhead sprinkler.
11. I won't climb up and jump off of those 2 foot diameter decorative red concrete balls in front of Targets on a whim and hurt my back.
