Safe and happy in New Jersey

[Boyd]

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/12/washington/12assets.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

Thank God we live in such a safe state, with only 904 potential terrorist targets! Better think twice before moving out of state... you could end up somewhere really dangerous, like Indiana with 8,591 targets, or Wisconsin with 7,146!

One business owner who learned from a reporter that a company named Amish Country Popcorn was on the list was at first puzzled. The businessman, Brian Lehman, said he owned the only operation in the country with that name.

“I am out in the middle of nowhere,” said Mr. Lehman, whose business in Berne, Ind., has five employees and grows and distributes popcorn. “We are nothing but a bunch of Amish buggies and tractors out here. No one would care.”