Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)
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WASHINGTON, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation, which
provides new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No
Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislation by
advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or
ambition.
"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and
drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in
society," said Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow
People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this
legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special
favors to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better
job, or have some idea of what they are doing."
The President pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which
has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to
performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack job
skills, making this agency the single largest US employer of Persons
of Inability.
Private sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination
against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry
(68%),and home improvement "warehouse" stores (65%) The DMV also has
a great record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25
million "middle man" positions will be created, with important-
sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an
illusory sense of purpose and performance.
Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given,
to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable
employees.
The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which
maintain a significant level of Persons of Inability in middle
positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium businesses
that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.
Finally, the AWNA ACT contains tough new measures to make it more
difficult to discriminate against the Non-abled, banning
discriminatory interview questions such as "Do you have any goals
for the future?" or "Do you have any skills or experience which
relate to this job?"
"As a Non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people
who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her
position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, MI due to
her lack of notable job skills. "This new law should really help
people like me." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions
of other untalented citizens can finally see a light at the end of
the tunnel.
Said Senator Ted Kennedy, "It is our duty as lawmakers to provide
each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy,
with some sort of space to take up in this great nation."
This will make it even easier for the "boneheads," crooks and "hype artists" to run our government at the local, State and national levels.:jeffd:
http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/news/local/atlantic/story/6486705p-6336111c.html
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"What eeveeil lurks in the minds of men? Only the Shadow know...
Muahahahah!" --- Lamont Cranston
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WASHINGTON, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation, which
provides new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No
Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislation by
advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or
ambition.
"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and
drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in
society," said Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow
People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this
legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special
favors to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better
job, or have some idea of what they are doing."
The President pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which
has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to
performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack job
skills, making this agency the single largest US employer of Persons
of Inability.
Private sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination
against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry
(68%),and home improvement "warehouse" stores (65%) The DMV also has
a great record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25
million "middle man" positions will be created, with important-
sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an
illusory sense of purpose and performance.
Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given,
to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable
employees.
The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which
maintain a significant level of Persons of Inability in middle
positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium businesses
that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.
Finally, the AWNA ACT contains tough new measures to make it more
difficult to discriminate against the Non-abled, banning
discriminatory interview questions such as "Do you have any goals
for the future?" or "Do you have any skills or experience which
relate to this job?"
"As a Non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people
who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her
position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, MI due to
her lack of notable job skills. "This new law should really help
people like me." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions
of other untalented citizens can finally see a light at the end of
the tunnel.
Said Senator Ted Kennedy, "It is our duty as lawmakers to provide
each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy,
with some sort of space to take up in this great nation."
This will make it even easier for the "boneheads," crooks and "hype artists" to run our government at the local, State and national levels.:jeffd:
http://www.pressofatlanticcity.com/news/local/atlantic/story/6486705p-6336111c.html
___________________________________
"What eeveeil lurks in the minds of men? Only the Shadow know...
Muahahahah!" --- Lamont Cranston
"inaction":jeffd:
