THE LAND FROM DOWN UNDER [parody of a 60ish song] Wreeeeeee-eweeeeeeeewe Doomp Dit-dit Doop Dit-dit Doomp Dit-dit They come from the land from down under There’s no lightning But they are just full of thunder Da Da They come from the land from down under If you speak against them You better run for cover Da Da They have an agenda, hey! Which they fix politicians for And full of hussle They advance their plans on lands just like a rocket That’s because of politicians they have in their pocket Doom Doom They come from the land from down under There’s no lightning But they are just full of thunder Da Da They come from the land from down under If you speak against them You better run for cover Da Da Out in the heart of the Pine Barrens Was a man who made a living growing cranberries Before long about him they began telling lies Demagogue him they did – he was demonized They come from the land from down under There’s no lightning But they are just full of thunder Da Da They come from the land from down under If you go against them You better run for cover Da Da He threw some dirt on a pond one day And looking down from the sky to spy Was a rabid environmentalist whacko This came under DEP revue Another shakedown to enhance their revenue Da Da They come from the land from down under There’s no lightning But they are just full of thunder Da Da They come from the land from down under If you go against them You better run for cover Da Da Speaking out on the Internet With them there was a disagreement I always thought that in this country speech was free Then I got kicked off a forum by one of their toadies Da Da They come from the land from down under There’s no lightning But they are just full of thunder Da Da They come from the land from down under If you speak against them You better run for cover Da Da Then I went to another site resigned Not to worry about offending their kind Soon one of them began to whine But as far as I’m concerned they can kiss my behind They come from the land from down under Under the earth From Prometheus they got fire With it comes all of the eco-nut blunders They come from the land from down under There’s no lightning But they are just full of thunder Da Da They come from the land from down under If you speak against them You better run for cover Da Da They come form the land from down under… Wreeeeeee-eweeeeeeeewe Doomp Dit-dit Doop Dit-dit Doomp Dit-dit…
