THE LAND DOWN UNDER

JeffD

Explorer
Dec 31, 1969
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THE LAND FROM DOWN UNDER
[parody of a 60ish song]

Wreeeeeee-eweeeeeeeewe
Doomp Dit-dit Doop Dit-dit Doomp Dit-dit
They come from the land from down under
There’s no lightning
But they are just full of thunder
Da Da
They come from the land from down under
If you speak against them
You better run for cover
Da Da

They have an agenda, hey!
Which they fix politicians for
And full of hussle
They advance their plans on lands just like a rocket
That’s because of politicians they have in their pocket
Doom Doom

They come from the land from down under
There’s no lightning
But they are just full of thunder
Da Da
They come from the land from down under
If you speak against them
You better run for cover
Da Da

Out in the heart of the Pine Barrens
Was a man who made a living growing cranberries
Before long about him they began telling lies
Demagogue him they did – he was demonized

They come from the land from down under
There’s no lightning
But they are just full of thunder
Da Da
They come from the land from down under
If you go against them
You better run for cover
Da Da

He threw some dirt on a pond one day
And looking down from the sky to spy
Was a rabid environmentalist whacko
This came under DEP revue
Another shakedown to enhance their revenue
Da Da

They come from the land from down under
There’s no lightning
But they are just full of thunder
Da Da
They come from the land from down under
If you go against them
You better run for cover
Da Da

Speaking out on the Internet
With them there was a disagreement
I always thought that in this country speech was free
Then I got kicked off a forum by one of their toadies
Da Da

They come from the land from down under
There’s no lightning
But they are just full of thunder
Da Da
They come from the land from down under
If you speak against them
You better run for cover
Da Da

Then I went to another site resigned
Not to worry about offending their kind
Soon one of them began to whine
But as far as I’m concerned they can kiss my behind

They come from the land from down under
Under the earth
From Prometheus they got fire
With it comes
all of the eco-nut blunders

They come from the land from down under
There’s no lightning
But they are just full of thunder
Da Da
They come from the land from down under
If you speak against them
You better run for cover
Da Da
They come form the land from down under…
Wreeeeeee-eweeeeeeeewe
Doomp Dit-dit Doop Dit-dit Doomp Dit-dit…