THE LAND DOWN UNDER

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  1. JeffD

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    THE LAND FROM DOWN UNDER
    [parody of a 60ish song]

    Wreeeeeee-eweeeeeeeewe
    Doomp Dit-dit Doop Dit-dit Doomp Dit-dit
    They come from the land from down under
    There’s no lightning
    But they are just full of thunder
    Da Da
    They come from the land from down under
    If you speak against them
    You better run for cover
    Da Da

    They have an agenda, hey!
    Which they fix politicians for
    And full of hussle
    They advance their plans on lands just like a rocket
    That’s because of politicians they have in their pocket
    Doom Doom

    They come from the land from down under
    There’s no lightning
    But they are just full of thunder
    Da Da
    They come from the land from down under
    If you speak against them
    You better run for cover
    Da Da

    Out in the heart of the Pine Barrens
    Was a man who made a living growing cranberries
    Before long about him they began telling lies
    Demagogue him they did – he was demonized

    They come from the land from down under
    There’s no lightning
    But they are just full of thunder
    Da Da
    They come from the land from down under
    If you go against them
    You better run for cover
    Da Da

    He threw some dirt on a pond one day
    And looking down from the sky to spy
    Was a rabid environmentalist whacko
    This came under DEP revue
    Another shakedown to enhance their revenue
    Da Da

    They come from the land from down under
    There’s no lightning
    But they are just full of thunder
    Da Da
    They come from the land from down under
    If you go against them
    You better run for cover
    Da Da

    Speaking out on the Internet
    With them there was a disagreement
    I always thought that in this country speech was free
    Then I got kicked off a forum by one of their toadies
    Da Da

    They come from the land from down under
    There’s no lightning
    But they are just full of thunder
    Da Da
    They come from the land from down under
    If you speak against them
    You better run for cover
    Da Da

    Then I went to another site resigned
    Not to worry about offending their kind
    Soon one of them began to whine
    But as far as I’m concerned they can kiss my behind

    They come from the land from down under
    Under the earth
    From Prometheus they got fire
    With it comes
    all of the eco-nut blunders

    They come from the land from down under
    There’s no lightning
    But they are just full of thunder
    Da Da
    They come from the land from down under
    If you speak against them
    You better run for cover
    Da Da
    They come form the land from down under…
    Wreeeeeee-eweeeeeeeewe
    Doomp Dit-dit Doop Dit-dit Doomp Dit-dit…