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dogg57

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Jan 22, 2007
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Found this on Craigs list...Had to Laugh
Werewolf repellent or defense items NEEDED ASAP!! (South Jersey )

With all the werewolf sightings and reports around South Jersey and the Pinelands, I'm looking for a place to buy some werewolf repellent or possibly any weapons effective against attacks from one or possibly many werewolves. Several of the recent deaths in South Jersey that blamed on "dog attacks" by authorities, and reported in the news as such, have actually been rumored to be very different from ANY known dog attack in the types wounds on the victims and the level violence and strength of the attacking "dog".

If you know where I can purchase these items, or if you have any extras that you're willing to sell, then please let me know ASAP. Also, if you know how one might be able construct their own flamethrower, please contact me.

Thank you very much, and be safe....only walk in groups at night and stay away from wooded areas around a full moon.
 
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