Ticks & Chiggers--a study

[Sue Gremlin]

Use a hot hair dryer on the itchies. It helps me so much.

 

[M1 Abrams]

Farmer folk of European ancestry sometimes get teased for having pale "chicken" legs. Really, though, how can you call them chicken legs without lots of little bumps all over them? Well, here's a new equation guaranteed to cause more than mere anxiety:

Farmer plus chiggers equals chicken legs.​

Cluck cluck. (Scratch scratch.)

 

[manumuskin]

Farmer folk of European ancestry sometimes get teased for having pale "chicken" legs. Really, though, how can you call them chicken legs without lots of little bumps all over them? Well, here's a new equation guaranteed to cause more than mere anxiety:

Farmer plus chiggers equals chicken legs.​

Cluck cluck. (Scratch scratch.)

Always referred to my dads ghostly white legs as chicken legs.Somebody ate one of them,he only has one left:-(