What's the statute of limitations on swiping cranberries in NJ?

[Pan]

So Pan, Did you take the Cranberries?

I don't even remember. It was just a handful. I don't even care for cranberries that much. I think it wuz me gun moll wat put me up to it. Willie Sutton, why do you rob banks? Because that's where the money is. Pan, why do you rob cranberry patches? Because that's where the cranberries is. PS Sutton denied ever saying that.

Hey, what about that guy in that crop dusting biplane who swooped down and sprayed an innocent tourist? That must be some kind of felony and serious violation of FAA and New Jersey rules and regulations!?

 

[Pan]

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Hey, what about that guy in that crop dusting biplane who swooped down and sprayed a bla bla bla

But it's my claim to fame! WW1 ended almost 100 years ago. How many guy since then have been strafed by a biplane!?

 

[dogg57]

Hey, what about that guy in that crop dusting biplane who swooped down and sprayed an innocent tourist? That must be some kind of felony and serious violation of FAA and New Jersey rules and regulations!?[/quote]

I say Welcome to New Jersey

 

[Pan]

The Pine Barrens should secede from New Jersey.