Just because I think the Pine Barrens are boring does not mean that I am easily bored. If you knew me, you would say no such thing. But you on't know me, do you?
No, Boy, I'm not bored. Having fun, actually. FYI, I did not spend "so much time" posting that, unless of course you consider 5 minutes to be "so much time".
Yes, the truth about the Pine Borings is indeed boring. I'm glad you can see that!
I think "Pine Barrens" should be changed to "Pine Borings". Of all the words I can think of to describe this place, "boring" tops the list. Sugar sand - boring. Pine trees -boring. Poop brown rivers - boring. It is a well-known fact that virtually any one place in the Pine Borings looks like...