I know some Rangers and they told me that there is no way that they go back to the station to relieve themselves. Our law enforcement works that way. If you are a relative, neighbor, friend or a good looking chick, a cop will not give you a ticket. If they are in a good mood, you may get away with something. It's sad but true. I guess that the animals in the forest look around to see if there are no Rangers in site, before they pee.