Caution--for men only
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That was hilarious!
The best side of the house for a hen-pecked husband is the outside.
(Washington Irving--Rip Van Winkle).
The best side of the house for a hen-pecked husband is the outside.
(Washington Irving--Rip Van Winkle).
Lyrics
I don't take no crap from anybody else but you,
I wear the pants around here (when I'm finished with your laundry).
Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight
When I say jump you say "yeah right";
I'm the man of this house (until you get home).
He's the man!
I don't take no crap from anybody else but you,
I wear the pants around here (when I'm finished with your laundry).
Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight
When I say jump you say "yeah right";
I'm the man of this house (until you get home).
He's the man!
What I say goes around here (right out the window),
and I don't want to hear a lot of whining (so I'll shut-up).
The sooner you learn who's boss around here
The sooner you can give me my orders dear,
'Cause I'm head honcho around here (but it's all in my head).
He's the man!
and I don't want to hear a lot of whining (so I'll shut-up).
The sooner you learn who's boss around here
The sooner you can give me my orders dear,
'Cause I'm head honcho around here (but it's all in my head).
He's the man!
And I can have sex any time (that you want),
'Cause I'm a man who has needs (but they're not that important);
and don't expect any flowers from me 'cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry,
'Cause I'm the king of my castle (when you're not around).
He's the man!
'Cause I'm a man who has needs (but they're not that important);
and don't expect any flowers from me 'cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry,
'Cause I'm the king of my castle (when you're not around).
He's the man!
And I'll drink and watch sports (whenever I want to get in trouble),
and I'll come home when I'm good and ready (to sleep on the couch);
'Cause a man's got to do what a man's got to do
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to
'Cause I'm top dog around here (but I've been neutered).
He's the Man!
and I'll come home when I'm good and ready (to sleep on the couch);
'Cause a man's got to do what a man's got to do
and I'm gonna do what you tell me to
'Cause I'm top dog around here (but I've been neutered).
He's the Man!
