ECO CLOWNS
[parody of the oldies CHARLIE BROWN]
Fee Fi Foe Fum
Look what comes
From the utopians preaching heaven
Paid for by others blood
It’s those clowns
Those eco clowns
Let’s bring them down
To earth to the mound
They’re gonna get caught
They and their toadies
“Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”
They walked into the meeting
Cool as they fool
Who called Patrick Moore
Judas, Dr. Truth and all?
It’s those clowns
Those eco clowns
Let’s bring them down
To earth to the mound
Their whining is for naught
Just you wait and see
“Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”
Who’s always abusing the law?
Who’s always making projects stall?
Who’s always busting loggers balls?
Who always wants their way all?
Who’s always causing pit falls?
“Who me.?”
“Yes you!”
It’s those clowns
Those eco clowns
Let’s bring them down
To earth to the mound
Their whining is for naught
Just you wait and see
“Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”
They went to a public meeting
Where they had their say
Then they took to cheating
Filing frivolous lawsuits to have their way
It’s those clowns
Those eco clowns
Let’s bring them down
To earth to the mound
Their whining is for naught
Just you wait and see
“Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”
Who doesn’t want to thin out trees?
Who doesn’t want accountability?
Who wants us to approach them on bended knee?
Who wants to set all animals free?
Who wants all to their agenda see?
“Who me.?”
“Yes you!”
It’s those clowns
Those eco clowns
Let’s bring them down
To earth to the mound
Their whining is for naught
Just you wait and see
“Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”
“Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”
[parody of the oldies CHARLIE BROWN]
Fee Fi Foe Fum
Look what comes
From the utopians preaching heaven
Paid for by others blood
It’s those clowns
Those eco clowns
Let’s bring them down
To earth to the mound
They’re gonna get caught
They and their toadies
“Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”
They walked into the meeting
Cool as they fool
Who called Patrick Moore
Judas, Dr. Truth and all?
It’s those clowns
Those eco clowns
Let’s bring them down
To earth to the mound
Their whining is for naught
Just you wait and see
“Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”
Who’s always abusing the law?
Who’s always making projects stall?
Who’s always busting loggers balls?
Who always wants their way all?
Who’s always causing pit falls?
“Who me.?”
“Yes you!”
It’s those clowns
Those eco clowns
Let’s bring them down
To earth to the mound
Their whining is for naught
Just you wait and see
“Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”
They went to a public meeting
Where they had their say
Then they took to cheating
Filing frivolous lawsuits to have their way
It’s those clowns
Those eco clowns
Let’s bring them down
To earth to the mound
Their whining is for naught
Just you wait and see
“Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”
Who doesn’t want to thin out trees?
Who doesn’t want accountability?
Who wants us to approach them on bended knee?
Who wants to set all animals free?
Who wants all to their agenda see?
“Who me.?”
“Yes you!”
It’s those clowns
Those eco clowns
Let’s bring them down
To earth to the mound
Their whining is for naught
Just you wait and see
“Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”
“Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?”