TeeGate said:
Ben told me he freely admits to driving like an old lady.
Bob drives like me.
Guy
What? Like The Little Old Lady from Pasadena.
IT'S THE LITTLE OLD LADY FROM PASADENA
It's the Little Old Lady from Pasadena
Go Granny go Granny go Granny go!
She's got a light blue Escort with a white gardenia
Go granny go Granny go Granny go!
It's a rickety old car from her garage
On sand roads in the Pine Barrens everyone has to dodge
Now everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
than the Little Old Lady from Pasadena
She drives crazy through Old Halfway
She's the terror of the New Jersey Pine Barrens
It's the Little Old Lady from Pasadena
If you see her in the Pine Barrens don't try to choose her
Go Granny go Granny go Granny go!
If you're on an outing with her you're bound to lose her
Go Granny go Granny go Granny go!
Snakes come to test her from miles around
They try to cross the road and then she runs 'em down
Now everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
than the Little Old Lady from Pasadena
She's gonna drive and flip over now sooner or later
And land in the lake later alligat-orrrrrrrrrr
Now everybody's saying that there's nobody meaner
than the Little Old Lady from Pasadena
She drives crazy through Old Halfway
She's the terror of the New Jersey Pine Barrens
It's the Little Old Lady from Pasadena
Ewe-EWE-ewe...