I LOVE THIS BOARD

I LOVE THIS BOARD
[parody of the Country & Western song I LOVE THIS BAR]


I love this board
‘though we’re all not in one accord
on everything about the Pine Barrens, Lord
I love this board

There’s no cover charge
Tell folks where you've been and what you are
Deep in the Barrens far
I love this board

Share your experiences
About places you have been
The Pine Barrens in

No pop up ads
I don’t have to be had
By some radical fads

You can disagree
With those who hug trees
There’s no bouncer in dungarees

You are not denied
The chance to debunk and fry
The Greens on this board's lies

There are watermelons
Environmentalists snake oil sellin’
Challenge them and hear them yellin’

Call them watermelons why?
I’ll tell you I won’t be shy
Green on the outside, red on the inside

I love this board
‘though we’re all not in one accord
on everything about the Pine Barrens, Lord
I love this board
I love this board

 

I love my car
I love the Pine Barrens
I like to drive down unpaved roads
And explore it now and then

I love this board
‘though we’re all not in one accord
on everything about the Pine Barrens, Lord
I love this board
I love this board

 

INCENSE PEPPERMINT
[parody of The Strawberry Alarm Clock song]

Incense peppermint
Their disdain for mankind
Cranberry, blueberry growers
Loggers make them go out of their mind

Whose land is, for them to choose?
They have something to win
And nothing to loose

Oh, such innocence
Of nature -- their kind
Return to the Garden of Eden
It’s all in their mind

Whose land is, for them to choose?
They have something to win
And nothing to loose

La La La Laaaaaaaaa
La La La Laaaaaaaa
La La Laaaaa La La
La-La Laaaaaa-and
Tick Tick Tick Tick

Oak Forests, cedar swamps
And the forests of pine
The Jersey Devil lurks about
In all of their minds

La La La- Laaaaaaaaa
La La La Laaaaaaaa
La La Laaaaa La La
La -La Laaaaaa-and
Tick Tick Tick Tick

Whose land is for them to choose?
They have something to win
And nothing to loose
They have something to win
And nothing to loooooo-ose
Nehrrrrrrrrrrrr.-Neh It’s doo-doo-oooooooooo…