I LOVE THIS BOARD [parody of the Country & Western song I LOVE THIS BAR] I love this board ‘though we’re all not in one accord on everything about the Pine Barrens, Lord I love this board There’s no cover charge Tell folks where you've been and what you are Deep in the Barrens far I love this board Share your experiences About places you have been The Pine Barrens in No pop up ads I don’t have to be had By some radical fads You can disagree With those who hug trees There’s no bouncer in dungarees You are not denied The chance to debunk and fry The Greens on this board's lies There are watermelons Environmentalists snake oil sellin’ Challenge them and hear them yellin’ Call them watermelons why? I’ll tell you I won’t be shy Green on the outside, red on the inside I love this board ‘though we’re all not in one accord on everything about the Pine Barrens, Lord I love this board I love this board
I love my car I love the Pine Barrens I like to drive down unpaved roads And explore it now and then I love this board ‘though we’re all not in one accord on everything about the Pine Barrens, Lord I love this board I love this board
INCENSE PEPPERMINT [parody of The Strawberry Alarm Clock song] Incense peppermint Their disdain for mankind Cranberry, blueberry growers Loggers make them go out of their mind Whose land is, for them to choose? They have something to win And nothing to loose Oh, such innocence Of nature -- their kind Return to the Garden of Eden It’s all in their mind Whose land is, for them to choose? They have something to win And nothing to loose La La La Laaaaaaaaa La La La Laaaaaaaa La La Laaaaa La La La-La Laaaaaa-and Tick Tick Tick Tick Oak Forests, cedar swamps And the forests of pine The Jersey Devil lurks about In all of their minds La La La- Laaaaaaaaa La La La Laaaaaaaa La La Laaaaa La La La -La Laaaaaa-and Tick Tick Tick Tick Whose land is for them to choose? They have something to win And nothing to loose They have something to win And nothing to loooooo-ose Nehrrrrrrrrrrrr.-Neh It’s doo-doo-oooooooooo…