I LOVE THIS BOARD

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  1. JeffD

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    I LOVE THIS BOARD
    [parody of the Country & Western song I LOVE THIS BAR]


    I love this board
    ‘though we’re all not in one accord
    on everything about the Pine Barrens, Lord
    I love this board

    There’s no cover charge
    Tell folks where you've been and what you are
    Deep in the Barrens far
    I love this board

    Share your experiences
    About places you have been
    The Pine Barrens in

    No pop up ads
    I don’t have to be had
    By some radical fads

    You can disagree
    With those who hug trees
    There’s no bouncer in dungarees

    You are not denied
    The chance to debunk and fry
    The Greens on this board's lies

    There are watermelons
    Environmentalists snake oil sellin’
    Challenge them and hear them yellin’

    Call them watermelons why?
    I’ll tell you I won’t be shy
    Green on the outside, red on the inside

    I love this board
    ‘though we’re all not in one accord
    on everything about the Pine Barrens, Lord
    I love this board
    I love this board
     
  2. JeffD

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    I love my car
    I love the Pine Barrens
    I like to drive down unpaved roads
    And explore it now and then

    I love this board
    ‘though we’re all not in one accord
    on everything about the Pine Barrens, Lord
    I love this board
    I love this board
     
  3. JeffD

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    INCENSE PEPPERMINT
    [parody of The Strawberry Alarm Clock song]

    Incense peppermint
    Their disdain for mankind
    Cranberry, blueberry growers
    Loggers make them go out of their mind

    Whose land is, for them to choose?
    They have something to win
    And nothing to loose

    Oh, such innocence
    Of nature -- their kind
    Return to the Garden of Eden
    It’s all in their mind

    Whose land is, for them to choose?
    They have something to win
    And nothing to loose

    La La La Laaaaaaaaa
    La La La Laaaaaaaa
    La La Laaaaa La La
    La-La Laaaaaa-and
    Tick Tick Tick Tick

    Oak Forests, cedar swamps
    And the forests of pine
    The Jersey Devil lurks about
    In all of their minds

    La La La- Laaaaaaaaa
    La La La Laaaaaaaa
    La La Laaaaa La La
    La -La Laaaaaa-and
    Tick Tick Tick Tick

    Whose land is for them to choose?
    They have something to win
    And nothing to loose
    They have something to win
    And nothing to loooooo-ose
    Nehrrrrrrrrrrrr.-Neh It’s doo-doo-oooooooooo…