I LOVE THIS BOARD
[parody of the Country & Western song I LOVE THIS BAR]
I love this board
‘though we’re all not in one accord
on everything about the Pine Barrens, Lord
I love this board
There’s no cover charge
Tell folks where you've been and what you are
Deep in the Barrens far
I love this board
Share your experiences
About places you have been
The Pine Barrens in
No pop up ads
I don’t have to be had
By some radical fads
You can disagree
With those who hug trees
There’s no bouncer in dungarees
You are not denied
The chance to debunk and fry
The Greens on this board's lies
There are watermelons
Environmentalists snake oil sellin’
Challenge them and hear them yellin’
Call them watermelons why?
I’ll tell you I won’t be shy
Green on the outside, red on the inside
I love this board
‘though we’re all not in one accord
on everything about the Pine Barrens, Lord
I love this board
I love this board
[parody of the Country & Western song I LOVE THIS BAR]
I love this board
‘though we’re all not in one accord
on everything about the Pine Barrens, Lord
I love this board
There’s no cover charge
Tell folks where you've been and what you are
Deep in the Barrens far
I love this board
Share your experiences
About places you have been
The Pine Barrens in
No pop up ads
I don’t have to be had
By some radical fads
You can disagree
With those who hug trees
There’s no bouncer in dungarees
You are not denied
The chance to debunk and fry
The Greens on this board's lies
There are watermelons
Environmentalists snake oil sellin’
Challenge them and hear them yellin’
Call them watermelons why?
I’ll tell you I won’t be shy
Green on the outside, red on the inside
I love this board
‘though we’re all not in one accord
on everything about the Pine Barrens, Lord
I love this board
I love this board