try an AMC Pacer, Gremlin or Matador.
Wow!! I almost forgot (well somewhat selectively I think)
about the Matador. I do not care what version of it you had (Oh God check out the wagons) It was one butt ugly design and said designers should have be drawn & quartered. My Auntie had one, Blechhh!
I also had another Auntie with a 2-tone Mauve Ford Fairmont (WTF!)
At least the Pacer or the Gremlin might gain you a little quirky status.
The Matador will get you beat up by your friends in the schoolyard.
g.