I liked that one Gabe. I make mistakes a lot when writing (you don't see most of them, I edit a lot)...it sounds good in my head but comes out oddly.
Do you think most Americans are dumb, or just fools? One thing I detest is all those come-on phrases that the media uses to make you click on a link. They are very insulting--how dumb do they think we are? Apparently very dumb, because they must work. I have collected a few that I really cringe at seeing:
--Learn the secret!
--One ridiculously easy trick...
--What you need to know.
--You won't believe this.
--This one weird solution...
--This one weird ingredient cures...
--Shocking quotes by (insert celebrity name).