Here's what's in the new Weird NJ issue...
I didn't spot too much to worry about 'round here. CHERRY HILL RACE TRACK NO MORE, can't be too much trouble 'caused there, what are they gonna do, hang out at the Country Buffet and then visit THE ANCIENT SITE OF THE CHERRY HILL RACE TRACK, now featuring Home Depot and eleventeen other big stores that make traffic near my apartment worse by the day? Don't know what THOSE EGG HARBOR BLOBS are. HOUSE IN MARLTON SEWER actually sounds really interesting. ELIZABETH & ATCO, maybe more Atco Ghost stories? STOCKTON COLLEGE’S BLUE HOLE - didn't know that they had one. HADROSAURUS is found now in Philly anyway, and Haddonfieldonians could use a decending of punks to liven up their lives. ANCIENT VILLAGE UNDER CHERRY HILL looks very interesting, 'cause if it's ancient in Cherry Hill, they generally smash it to the ground and put a car park over it.
The only one that has me worried is BATSTO GHOST IN WINDOW. If careless, thoughtless kids ruin Batsto, I'll make them eat their shorts!
Anyway, looks like not too much Pine Barrens stuff outside of BATSTO GHOST IN WINDOW (I love typing in all caps). You can all breath easier...
ABANDONED BOYS PREP SCHOOL OF WANTAGE - BOMBING RANGE
ROAD - WHOPPING WILLY ROAD - INCIDENT OF POSSUMTOWN ROAD
THE SAYREVILLE HORROR - SHADOWY FIGURE ON PIG LADY ROAD
PRINCE RANDIAN-PATERSON’S HUMAN TORSO - RARE CAMBODIAN
BIRD SPOTTED ON JUNGLE HABITAT GROUNDS - ARMED FOR GATES
OF HELL - ZIPPY THE PINHEAD MEETS ZIP THE WHAT-IS-IT - NAKED
SOCK MAN IN ELIZABETH - HUMAN REMAINS HALT SCHOOL CONST-
RUCTION - CHERRY HILL RACE TRACK NO MORE - MYSTERY TREE OF
MONTCLAIR - ICK-THOSE EGG HARBOR BLOBS! - CREMATORY HILL
ALBINO VILLAGE BACK IN THE DAY - HOUSE IN MARLTON SEWER
GLEN GARDENER’S VULTURE ROOST o JERSEY UFO REPORTS FROM
NEWARK, WANAQUE, CANNISTEAR ROAD, PARSIPPANY, ELIZABETH
& ATCO - FRANK N’ FRIES IN RAHWAY - JIMMY BUFF’S RIGHT HAND
MAN DIES - LIBBY’S LUNCH - VIRGIN MARY VISITS PASSAIC - JESUS
VISITS BELLEVILLE - LOCKED DOWN IN EASTERN STATE PENN - ALL
IN THE FAMILY: RICHIE THE BOOT - CHUMMING WITH FETUS IN LOVE-
LADIES - WEIRD STUFF IN NJ GARBAGE - HUMAN ORGANS IN SOUTH
JERSEY TIDEWTERS - THE NORTH PLAINFIELD TOTEM POLE - STOCK-
TON COLLEGE’S BLUE HOLE - HADROSAURUS - THINKING PINK IN
METUCHEN - ROADSIDE ROBOTS IN NEWTONVILLE - MANNEQUIN
FOUNTAIN IN NEW BRUNSWICK - ATTIC ANTIQUES OF LONG BEACH
SEWAREN’S ROCK AND ROLL RAIL BRIDGE - THE ELEPHANT TREE
THE FRANK SINATRA TOWEL - TOYNBEE IN BELLMAWR - EVIL IN
BURLINGTON - EDISON ORGE - TRIPOD ROCK OF HIGH POINT
ANCIENT VILLAGE UNDER CHERRY HILL - THE PINK LADY OF WEST
ORANGE - WHO KILLED JEANNETTE DEPALMA? - OLD MAN BARS IN
LYNDHURST, CLIFTON, CAP MAY, HAMMONTON & GARFIELD - CEMET-
ERY SAINT OF ATLANTIC CITY - GRAVE YARD TOWER OF CLIFTON
GRAVES FROM ALL OVER - THE CRYPT KNOCKER - CEDAR KNOLLS
CAR GRAVEYARD - BEE LANE SUICIDES OF BLACKWOOD - GHOST
COUPLE IN SEWAREN - BATSTO GHOST IN WINDOW - GHOSTS OF
PORT COLDEN MANOR - GHOSTS AT RINGWOOD MANOR - WILLIAMS
CENTER GHOSTS - FISH FACTORY EXPLORATIONS - MORE INTER-
DIMENSIONAL DEMENTIA - ADVENTURES IN ADVENTURE VILLAGE
THAT THING IN THE WOODS OF MAY’S LANDING - LIDO DINER CLOSES
IN SEARCH OF THE BLAIRSDEN CAVES - WHY THE HAPPY WALKER’S
HAPPY - ELIZABETH ORPHANAGE REVISITED - FENCING THE DEVIL’S
TREE - RABBIT TREE VISIT - GOOSEY NIGHT IN PASSAIC COUNTY
MORE EVIL CLOWNS - MORE BONAPARTE TUNNELS - WEIRD NUTLEY
MEMORIES - MENTAL PATIENT SLEEPOVER - DEEP IN THE SWAMPS
OF DEPTFORD - HE’S NO MONKEYMAN, HE’S CUBAN! - STERILIZED AS
SKILLMAN - WEIRD WILLINGBORO MALL - ISLIN DOLL HEAD HOUSE
DONKEY IN JERSEY CITY - UNTERMEYER TO RISE FROM DEAD - RAMADA
INN RAM RAMPAGE - McCURDY HOUSE BURNS - COLBY MANSION TO BE
B&B - TURNPIKE BURIAL SITES - CHURCH OF MYSTIC LIGHT VANDAL-
IZED - REOPENING SYBIL’S CAVE - IN THE BELLVILLE TUNNEL - BUB-
BLING UP IN RINGWOOD - LUCY THE ELAPHANT WEDDING - JERSEY
DEVIL ON EGG HARBOR HOUSE ROOF - TAKANASSE CASTLE OF ELBER-
TON - AND MUCH MUCH MORE!
I didn't spot too much to worry about 'round here. CHERRY HILL RACE TRACK NO MORE, can't be too much trouble 'caused there, what are they gonna do, hang out at the Country Buffet and then visit THE ANCIENT SITE OF THE CHERRY HILL RACE TRACK, now featuring Home Depot and eleventeen other big stores that make traffic near my apartment worse by the day? Don't know what THOSE EGG HARBOR BLOBS are. HOUSE IN MARLTON SEWER actually sounds really interesting. ELIZABETH & ATCO, maybe more Atco Ghost stories? STOCKTON COLLEGE’S BLUE HOLE - didn't know that they had one. HADROSAURUS is found now in Philly anyway, and Haddonfieldonians could use a decending of punks to liven up their lives. ANCIENT VILLAGE UNDER CHERRY HILL looks very interesting, 'cause if it's ancient in Cherry Hill, they generally smash it to the ground and put a car park over it.
The only one that has me worried is BATSTO GHOST IN WINDOW. If careless, thoughtless kids ruin Batsto, I'll make them eat their shorts!
Anyway, looks like not too much Pine Barrens stuff outside of BATSTO GHOST IN WINDOW (I love typing in all caps). You can all breath easier...