Sasquatch in the Pines

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If that's the case , I'd suggest a minor change in lyrics:

THE BIGFOOT HUNT

I'd love to go on a Bigfoot hunt​
When the moon is sickly white​
And all sorts of scaly things​
Are crawling through the night.​
I'd bring my little flashlight​
And perhaps a candy bar-​
(Instead of frothy buttermilk
There'd be whiskey in the jar !)
Perhaps a clothespin for my nose​
(I understand they smell )​
And a pair of proper shoes​
So I can run like hell.​
Just in case our paths should cross​
(A prospect most alarmin ' !)​
I'd better pack some extra drawers​
And a big ol' roll of Charmin' .​
 
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