Sasquatch in the Pines

[jburd641]

Are there porcupines in the pines? The reason I ask is I just learned that porcupines are known to eat sasquatch bones. I have no idea how this "fact" came about but since it was on "Finding Bigfoot" it must be true. Just when I start to get a little bored with the show, it gets better.

 

[manumuskin]

I have seen Porkies in the Poconos and I hear they are in north Jersey but I have never seen them in the barrens.I think we are south of their range.Are Sasquatch bones ever found above the KT boundary?

 

[ecampbell]

I have seen Porkies in the Poconos and I hear they are in north Jersey but I have never seen them in the barrens.I think we are south of their range.Are Sasquatch bones ever found above the KT boundary?

A porki walked across my front lawn a few years ago. Lucky the terriers were in. It was calm and didn't have a care in the world.

 

[manumuskin]

do you live in south jersey Ed? never have heard of one here.

 

[ecampbell]

do you live in south jersey Ed? never have heard of one here.

The gateway to the pines.

 

[dogg57]

The live in North Jersey where Fishers eatem for lunch.Also porcupines like to crawl underneath and chew brakelines and radiator hoses on your car

 

[manumuskin]

The gateway to the pines.

Chatsworth?

 

[woodjin]

Chatsworth?

Tabernacle

 

[manumuskin]

has anyone else seen porkies in the barrens?

 

[gipsie]

Porcupines are forest dwelling creatures......so maybe??? I've seen them in NY and New England...but I have also seen a cougar (or two) in the pines...lol!

 

[Adam Buchler]

has anyone else seen porkies in the barrens?

Wait Al. You aren't considering believing that porcupines live in the barrens based on just eye witness testomoney??? Why not BF then? whats the deal lol what about this http://userpages.umbc.edu/~frizzell/BRSFreport.html or this http://userpages.umbc.edu/~frizzell/BRSF11-05Update.html

 

[manumuskin]

Because I have seen porkies in pa and north jersey,it's not that far of a stretch to believe they could show up in south jersey.I was skeptical of the bear sightings but only slightly so till I seen one myself a mile from my house in a woodlot in a residential area.By the way porkies are on display as stuffed specimens and in several zoos as live animals if you doubt the existence of porkies,give me a live or even a dead squatch to examine and I'll be a believer today

 

[geezerfinneran]

Wrote a poem quite a few years back-about a sasquatch and a human getting trapped in one of those big coastal blizzards we have ever so many years. The two of them realized they had more in common than the need to huddle for warmth.

Think I called it "Essau".

About all I recall now is the last line: "A Man can be your brother and not look much like you."

 

[manumuskin]

was it a female sqautch? wonder what that would produce? Homo squatchus?

 

[geezerfinneran]

I don't think they got THAT close !

But....let's see what I can do-off the cuff, as it were:

A near-sighted Piney named Josh
Got it on with a real sassy Squatch:

She moved with such vigor
It extended his rigor---

On You Tube
The results you can watch.

 

[manumuskin]

A fellow dirty old man! I like it!


"Dirty old men need love too!"

PS
where is that you tube link?

 

[geezerfinneran]

On You Tube an entry "went viral" :
A wild Man- and - Squatch mating cycle.

The sound track- like thunder
Tore laptops asunder -

I'm sure that's not what you would like-le !

 

[geezerfinneran]

Man ! That was LAME----but - limericks are tough !

 

[geezerfinneran]

Okay: enough of that !

Proof has emerged !!!

 

[manumuskin]

I need a fan! She's got me all worked up!