Well you've already covered bigfoot and politics, so if you can work religion and ATV's into it somehow, that should push all the right buttons.
Well the ATV's are now covered. I'll let Al handle the religious aspect of Bigfoot. lol
Well you've already covered bigfoot and politics, so if you can work religion and ATV's into it somehow, that should push all the right buttons.
Religious aspect ?Well the ATV's are now covered. I'll let Al handle the religious aspect of Bigfoot. lol
Would that be Black Bean soup?Bigfoot traded his birthright for a bowl of bean soup.He has had bad gas ever since,I think a commercial was made showing this effect recently.By the sound of Bigfoots loud caterwauling through the swamps I'd assume he is a Pentacostal.He can't be a Baptists because they believe in deep water immersion.There is no water deep enough to immerse Bigfoot in short of the ocean anyway.
Something like that.
My translation may have been weak in spots..."
Would that be Black Bean soup?
Man killed while trying to create Bigfoot sighting
KALISPELL, Mont. (AP) — A man dressed in a military-style "ghillie" suit and apparently trying to provoke reports of a Bigfoot sighting in northwest Montana was struck by two cars and killed, authorities said.
The man was standing in the right-hand lane of U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell on Sunday night when he was hit by the first car, according to the Montana Highway Patrol. A second car hit the man as he lay in the roadway, authorities said.
Flathead County officials identified the man as Randy Lee Tenley, 44, of Kalispell. Trooper Jim Schneider said motives were ascertained during interviews with friends, and alcohol may have been a factor but investigators were awaiting tests.
"He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting," Schneider told the Daily Inter Lake (http://bit.ly/PWJvA5) on Monday. "You can't make it up. I haven't seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him."
....and alcohol may have been a factor but investigators were awaiting tests.
I am pretty confident that all sightings of bigfoot start like this....
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The largest shoe size was 37AA worn by Robert Wadlow back in 1940. He died at age 22 also being the tallest man in the world at 8 ft. 11 inches.Muskin' that's how I feel about the Jersey Devil. Have you seen the people around here and their manners? Atrocious. I just believe that the devil is in all of us. It's in our "wooder".
Maybe "Big Foot" is as well. But maybe it's just Shaq roaming the forests with his "Shaq attacks." We will never know.