Zappa was definitely "wierd"!
Montana LYRICS
Source:Frank Zappa
I might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down In a little white box By myself I wouldn't I can sell uptown Have no boss, But I'd be raisin' my lonely Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Dental Floss Well I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff For somebody else...but then, on the other hand I'd Keep the wax Pluck some Floss N' melt it down N' swish it aroun' I'd have me a crop An' it'd be on top (that's why I'M movin' to Montana) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (yes I am) Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil Floss That's growin' on the prairie Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon... I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss (His name is MIGHTY LITTLE) He's a good hoss Even though Blanket on anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway Any way Dennil Floss I'm pluckin' the ol' Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I'm gonna find me a horse An' ride him all along the border line Just about this big With a Pair of heavy-duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand By myself I wouldn't Have no boss But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Ride along the border Well I might In the moon-lighty night With my tweezers gleamin' And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee N' give my foot a push... Just me 'n the pymgy pony Over the Dennil Floss Bush N' then I might just Jumb back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon
Zappa was definitely "wierd"! "Moon Unit"? "Dweezil"?